☽ Sagittarius: In Depth ☾

Planet: Jupiter
Element: Fire
Symbol: Archer/Centaur

Sagittarius is an ambitious, friendly sign with passionate interests in adventuring, philosophy, and sharing information with others. Ruled by fire and the exciting planet of Jupiter, Sagittarius is never uninteresting. These people are often talkative and enjoy having conversations about "bigger picture" topics such as humanitarianism, religion and philosophy, war and peace, culture, and more. And if they aren't talking about it then they are at least almost always aware of it. They are also honest (sometimes to the point of bluntness) and don't feel afraid to express their likes, dislikes, beliefs, or disbelief in any topic or setting. They stand up for themselves and their closest pals (of which they have a lot!). Their interest in sharing opinions with others and traveling bring them a lot of friends. Although very rebellious and sometimes argumentative, their often positive personality makes it easy to forgive them for their occasional outbursts. Their symbol is an arrow or a centaur pointing a bow and arrow, representing their determination at discovering the world. They are intuitive and often know when something "isn't quite right" or a secret is being kept from them. This sign enjoys uncovering the underground culture in life, the "unexposed" sides of things (especially with world issues). They are also very good at achieving their goals and things they decide that they want, even if it means pushing, bossing, or arguing!
Sagittarius is a great friend who will always welcome you with open arms. Rarely do they hold grudges or become overly cautious around others. They like to disregard social labels as well, and find themselves right at home with any new group of people or contrasting group of people. They make stick out like a sore thumb to some people but to the Sagittarius it does not matter at all! As a friend, they enjoy conversation and activity, and if you have an opportunity to travel with them that's all the better! They're up for anything and everything and enjoy spontaneous adventures. Sagittarius is also a generous friend, sharing their knowledge, possessions, and wealth with all their closest friends. In the emotional department, Sagittarius may not be that available however, as they normally are able to take life as it comes and accept life as it goes and may expect that you do the same. They will listen to you but it's possible that they may encourage you to move forward or see the bright side of things (within reason of course) instead of being a shoulder to cry on.
As a lover, Sagittarius is very difficult to pin down for a long-term relationship. There's just so much out in the world to do that they may forgo having a relationship just because they're never at home! They also see opportunity in everything, being the lucky optimists that they are, and may be prone to dating around or even cheating. However, if you do have a loyal Sagittarian at your side they make great partners; always upbeat, strong, and steadfast in the face of adversity. They love intellectual conversation and exchanging opinions and knowledge with their significant others. They are passionate about the people who inspire them and want to support them all the way to success. Even though you may not witness Sagittarius ever having a drawn-out and deeply emotional moment in public with their lover, they may show them in private.
Employed Sagittarius is hit or miss. If they aren't passionate about the career field they're in, they'll make the best of it for the money's sake but you won't ever see them taking it seriously. They are rebellious when it comes to control and authority and will fight for their freedom within an establishment even though they willingly signed a contract stating all the policies! They are prone to innovative thoughts and opinions and will share them with everyone, sometimes even the boss. They are definitely capable, good workers, but are best as entrepreneurs, leaders, or positions that involve independent travel. They are great with people and enjoy communicating and being in a position that requires diplomacy, speech, maybe knowledge of other languages, and a little challenge is perfect for them. If it involves changing the world for the better and helping others, that's a plus. Sagittarius may do best as a lawyer, journalist/reporter, company PR, CEO, humanitarian activist, politician, travel agent or tour guide, traveling salesman, international volunteer (i.e. Peace Corps), translator, or entrepreneur. There's also an overwhelming amount of famous Sagittariuses in the art, music, and acting industries.

☽ Scorpio: In Depth ☾

Planet: Mars, Pluto
Element: Water
Symbol: Scorpion

Scorpios are passionate, powerful people who like success and exploring the world. They are often misunderstood and stereotyped as secretive, neurotic, controlling, kinky, and vengeful, but this is not true. Although there are those Scorpios who live up to this reputation, many of them are actually great conversationalists, loyal and supportive loved ones, and very generous in sharing their success with those closest to them. Scorpios are interested in all kinds of subjects, from the very commonplace to the very taboo, and they don't even bat an eye when switching between the two ends of the spectrum in conversation. They are intelligent, intellectual types. This often gets them far in their chosen career, as they use their intellect to explore all aspects of their job so that they may truly understand it. They do appreciate power and success, especially in business, and are often ambitious and hard-working. Ruled by both Mars, the mythical planet of chaos, and Pluto, the mythical planet representing birth, death, and the underworld; combined with their tempermental, deep, and sensitive water element, this makes for a very interesting, fiery, personality.
As a friend, Scorpio is loyal until the very end, or until you truly betray their trust. Scorpio operates on true connections with their friends and family. Nothing is hidden, nothing is off-limits for discussion, and secrets stay secrets between them. Because of the deep nature of Scorpio, of course deep feelings and secrets are shared with their friends, so wouldn't you feel betrayed if that person went and shared this with another stranger? Their may be a grain of truth in the "vengefulness" Scorpio exhibits when someone rips them off but it's not going to be extreme like violence or threats. They may spread rumors or conveniently "disrupt" a chance that the offender has at success in school or the workplace. The upside to a Scorpio friendship is that all your secrets are safe with them, and as long as there's a fair balance of give and take, you have a supportive, interesting friend who will have your back in any fight.
As a lover, this is where Scorpio gets the bulk of their reputation! Scorpio love is intense, passionate, sexual, and intoxicating. Emotions can run high! Scorpio is just as great of a friend as they are a lover. They are supportive and love to see their partners succeed. They are dedicated emotionally and physically. And yes, they do like to explore sexuality and have a one-on-one sexual connection with their partners. Cheating is out of the question and can result in grudges, hurt feelings, and a lot more. Scorpio is either in deep, or not at all in a relationship
As an employee, it depends on the career. If this sign is respected and appreciated at work, the payoff for their employer can be great. Scorpio is a hard-worker and is very aware of the balance of power between employer and employee. Most likely, this sign will choose to climb the ladder to the top of whatever field they choose to work in. It's safe to say that this sign does well in any career field as a supervisor, manager, CEO, or any other higher-up title that pays well and gives them a chance to utilize their intellect and naturally strategic, analytical minds.

☽ Libra: In Depth ☾

Planet: Venus
Element: Air
Symbol: Scales

Libras are talkative, cheerful people who enjoy the finer side of life and balanced friendships. Being ruled by Venus (just like Taurus), Libra appreciates luxury and beauty. They are often keen, stylish people, with the women especially being drawn to the glamour and perfection of makeup art and designer clothing. They are hard-workers, showing up for work every day, and sometimes even having more than one job to pay for their love for comforts and materialism. Libra is also usually very chatty, reveling in social harmony and satisfaction of a good party or get-together. They are normally respectful, upbeat, and friendly and are often well-liked by their peers. As an air sign, they enjoy conversation of all types and most likely have a vast connection of friends of all walks of life.
As a friend, Libra is fun, fair, and a great listener. Although don't expect them to help you make any important decisions! The sign of the Scales often has trouble making their own life decisions as they can see from a birds-eye point of view the pros and cons of every situation. Other than that, Libras are great conversationalists and are a lot of fun at social events. They like balanced friendships, so the etiquette of giving and receiving is very crucial to them. If they loan you money they expect it back, if they do you a favor they expect one of you in return, if you help them out they'll help you out, and so on. If you anger a Libra it may be hard to tell because they may come off passively or passive-aggressive depending on the situation. They don't like upsetting the social harmony between people and they don't like doing things that may lead to unforeseen consequences so they make not speak up when angry or hurt. It is best to watch your actions and apologize outright than wait for them to approach you. Another thing is that in situations that call for emotion, they may appear distant or purposely uninvolved (an air sign trait!).
As a lover, Libra is tricky to pin down being an air sign and usually a well-liked member of any social group. They are also not very forward when they like someone (again, not wanting to upset the balance!) and may wait for that person to approach them. This also counts as a life decision for them and they could have trouble being decisive about and in a relationship for fear it may be the wrong choice. However, when a Libra is in love, they are very graceful and loving. They are admirably sophisticated and prefer giving and receiving nice dates and nice presents. They may spoil their partner a little bit too. They like communication without argument, and as stated earlier they may not be up front when things bother them. They shy away from emotional conflict as it is hurtful and sometimes unfair. All in all, Libra is definitely a romantic and a real smooth-talker, and you may even be surprised at what type of passionate intimacy this air sign is hiding behind their stylish, modest, and cultured outer shell.
As an employee, Libra is great. These signs rarely take a day off work because they appreciate getting paid. They work hard and they do not complain when things aren't going their way. They might adopt a self-righteousness due to how hard they work without complaining. Their love for chatting is occasionally a hindrance to their work performance as they can get side-tracked easily catching up with a loyal customer or a favorite coworker, but it's forgivable due to their ability to charm clientele and higher-ups. They are great with people and have boundless social energy to spare so they may be good in customer service positions. Again their ability with people together with their love for balance, equality, and justice can serve them well in the fields of law and humanitarian efforts. Libras who are more inclined to image and beauty are great employees in cosmetology, fashion, and health.

☽ Virgo: In Depth ☾

Planet: Mercury
Element: Earth
Symbol: The Virgin

Virgos are charming, polite people who enjoy helping people and finding stability in life. Virgos are very practical, analytical people who take life as it comes to them..rather than going out to find life. They are ruled by Mercury, the planet that rules communication and language and communicate they do! They love to chat, extensively and exactly. Their audience normally doesn't have too many questions about a story they're telling because they tell it in depth in a manner that's easy to follow. They are curious about everything in life and often ask a lot of questions about other people and their stories. They may seem very sweet, polite, and innocent at first meeting but as one gets to know Virgo further, they're actually very self-aware, honest, and analytical. Virgo is timely and likes to play by the rules (unless they're partying, in which case they often let loose!) in all situations. They have a reputation for being critical of others but in truth, they are doing it in earnest and trying to help their friends and family. Virgo criticism may sting a little but it's normally the product of Virgo's observations and their interest in helping others look good and achieve their goals.
As a friend, Virgo is sympathetic, supportive, and loyal. They love to chat over drinks, shop, and do fun "everyday" type activities while catching up. Virgo is a great person to chat with. They have a great awareness of the world and often have a charming, witty sense of humor about it. They truly care about their friends and want to help them. They make long-term friendships. Even when times are tough, as long as things are talked out in great detail, they like to stick by their friends.
As a lover, Virgo is either with a person or they are not. They're not usually the type to stray and cheat. Virgo enjoys communication with their partner, as communication lays down the pathway for trust. They are sensitive to their partner's needs and wants and like to be the "homemaker". Virgo is also a romantic that likes dates, presents, and traditional courting. They are not normally the type to just jump into a relationship, although they won't say no to a confident, attractive person who just goes for it with them. Virgo likes a close, trusting relationship with clear-cut boundaries and plenty of together time.
As a worker, Virgo is one of the best! They may not be the type to come up with new ideas and innovative, weird ideas, but they play very well by the book and they like to have this responsibility. They get all their tasks done and they expect others around them to do this as well. Virgo also appreciates having money so they will work hard for it. As a caretaker and practical person, Virgo may do well in finances, administration, medical, office, or other solid, well-paying jobs.

Zodiac Cheat Sheet: Shit the Signs Say

So I found this cute little cheat sheet at Shit the Signs Say for understanding the main qualities attributed to each sign according to their element and quality:

Shit the Signs Say is a Tumblr blog dedicated to roasting each sign based on the stereotypical things they say. It's pretty accurate and funny, check them out!

☽ Leo: In Depth ☾

Planet: Sun
Element: Fire
Symbol: Lion

Leos are often outgoing, confident people with a lot of ambition and ego. They enjoy having fun, being in the spotlight, and most importantly, expressing themselves. Leos are very family-oriented and warm. They are often cracking jokes or at least smiling! They are ambitious and driven and once they set their mind to something they will achieve it. Leos can fluctuate between being energetic and being lazy (like a lion) and it all depends on them if they want to do something or not. They don't mind being in the spotlight, some prefer it, and they love talking about their lives, friends, family, and achievements. They also love compliments on anything of these subjects. Leos take good care of their physical image, or are often at least aware of the image they want to project. They make take on a sort of "character": the wise guy, the colorful actor, etc.
As friends, Leos are generous, supportive, and protective. Once a Leo respects you, they make you a part of their family and they'll stand up for you in any situation. Even though Leo may be a bit dramatic and in need of attention, they mean the very best and want their friends to have as much fun as they're having. They like to show off how much they care about a person through their pride: openly complimenting them, putting them in the spotlight, paying for their meals, buying them gifts, etc. Leos like to do just about anything with their friends that involves fun and a chance to be around people and express their feelings and opinions.
As a lover, Leo is again supportive and protective. They are very romantic and a little on the cheesy side. They like to shower their lover in attention and expect the same in return. Their emotions are very dramatic and passionate and may rival a romantic movie in terms of the ups and downs. Disagreements with Leo can almost always be solved with flowers, candy, compliments, and super romantic apologies. Leos as parents are very protective and proud of their families, like the wild lion.
At work, Leo is a comedian and may not always take work seriously. They like to gossip, express their emotions, and bring their drama to work. As a boss they may be in between a professional and a friend to everyone at work. They may be a little selfish and asking them for favors may require some amount of groveling (they have a little bit of a king/queen-complex). They can be bossy and self-righteous. Otherwise, Leo is great with people and makes a good face for any company. They are also maternal/paternal and do great with taking care of kids, animals, and elderly. They may also make good entertainers, sales people, bartenders, and events managers.

Signs According to Clayboys!

I loove these cute fridge magnets you see in alternative stores like Whole Foods! I decided to compile them all in one easy place so you can see them all. If you search "astrology fridge magnets" or "Clayboys fridge magnets" these will pop up. They're pretty inexpensive (and the holidays are coming up!) and could make a cheeky little stocking stuffer. They're also accurate in a humorous way, showing both the bright side and dark sides of each zodiac sign.

Aries Positive: energetic, enthusiastic, curious, good leader, selfless, risk-taker, strong-willed, stimulating, assertive, persevering, confident, courageous, optimistic, frank, helpful, direct, spontaneous, inspiring, independent, "extraordinarily exciting"
Aries Negative: brash, lustful, restless, fool-hardy, quirky, hot-headed, blunt, impulsive, argumentative, brazen, bossy, self-centered, jealous, head-strong, "impetuous and impatient"



Taurus Positive: determined, productive, punctual, affectionate, generous, creative, thorough, loyal, patient, warm-hearted, clever, trustworthy, artistic, dependable, persistent, organized, sensuous, resourceful, good-natured, "extremely good looking"
Taurus Negative: brooding, argumentative, inflexible, materialistic, opinionated, hedonistic, bull-headed, self-indulgent, headstrong, lustful, self-centered, "jealous and possessive", obstinate, "exasperatingly self-righteous", stubborn

Gemini Positive: inquisitive, affectionate, open-minded, perceptive, objective, "clever and witty", versatile, eloquent, quick-witted, cheerful, kind, charming, savvy, imaginative, generous, inventive, adaptable, communicative, "twice the fun"
Gemini Negative: restless, sarcastic, gossipy, evasive, "nervous and tense", non-committal, "fickle and two-faced", nosy, cheap, flighty, indecisive, "quickly bored", manipulative, irritable, quarrelsome

Cancer Positive: tenacious, intuitive, perceptive, protective, encouraging, "caring and kind", devoted, supportive, helpful, home-loving, dependable, imaginative, self-reliant, "sensitive and compassionate", "nicer than everyone else"
Cancer Negative:  over-imaginative, suspicious, introspective, "moody and sulky", touchy, crabby, over-sensitive, clingy, needy, devious, self-absorbed, manipulative, possessive, "always procrastinating"

Leo Positive: confident, expressive, romantic, clever, noble, loyal, warm-hearted, enterprising, gracious, "friendly and fun", cheerful, determined, encouraging, energetic, courageous, irrepressible, generous, "born to rule"
Leo Negative:  arrogant, stubborn, pushy, dogmatic, haughty, smug, over-ambitious, jealous, lofty, brash, vain, cunning, proud, patronizing, lustful, temperamental, controlling, pompous, bossy, interfering

Virgo Positive: observant, sympathetic, dedicated, creative, reliable, kind, efficient, helpful, organized, analytical, sensual, witty, charming, industrious, thoughtful, compassionate, "sexy as hell"
Virgo Negative: bitchy, overcritical, fussy, pedantic, "always complaining", indecisive, "always worrying", shrewd, annoying, anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive, argumentative

Libra Positive: idealistic, easy-going, sincere, fair, well-balanced, sociable, artistic, affectionate, expressive, stylish, "good mediator", romantic, creative, charming, diplomatic, communicative, "absolutely fabulous"
Libra Negative: flirtatious, gossipy, "style slave", sulky, self-indulgent, extravagant, "always undecided", escapist, "easily influenced", flighty, over-bearing, gullible, narcissistic, impatient, "intolerant of criticism", manipulative

Scorpio Positive: passionate, tenacious, complex, clever, "brave and loyal", protective, resourceful, investigative, magnetic, social, "good memory", deep, sensual, self-reliant, dynamic, intuitive, determined, "totally hypnotic"
Scorpio Negative: volatile, "demanding and jealous", obsessive, suspicious, moody, shrewd, hot-tempered, brooding, compulsive, intense, over-bearing, cunning, lustful, "impenetrable and secretive"

Sagittarius Positive: frank, enthusiastic, stimulating, optimistic, generous, impulsive, "open and honest", eager, good judgment, candid, fair, sensual, carefree, sincere, adventurous, "positive thinker", "desired by everyone"
Sagittarius Negative:  irresponsible, careless, frivolous, aloof, "blindly optimistic", blunt, rigid, over-confident, overly-critical, demanding, boastful, domineering, tactless, unrealistic, outspoken, impatient, restless

Capricorn Positive: resourceful, ambitious, determined, organized, realistic, canny, goal-oriented, strong-willed, patient, witty, loyal, hard-working, efficient, high standards, fearless, responsible, thoughtful, steadfast, "simply irresistible"
Capricorn Negative:  skeptical, stubborn, "status seeking", rigid, "holds a grudge", wary, miserly, anxious, unmovable, pessimistic, "never satisfied", over-ambitious, insatiable

Aquarius Positive: dependable, thoughtful, impartial, generous, independent, "interested in others", strong-willed, observant, fair, selfless, "loyal friend", open-minded, candid, communicative, idealistic, inventive, individualistic, "perfect in every way"
 Aquarious Negative:  unpredictable, "cranky and rude and tactless", aloof, obstinate, elitist, dogmatic, unyielding, non-committal, insensitive, eccentric, detached, rebellious, unemotional

Pisces Positive: sensitive, adaptable, intuitive, imaginative, helpful, creative, "kind and caring", romantic, trusting, wise, easy-going, even-tempered, multi-talented, friendly, compassionate, "ultra popular"
Pisces Negative: gullible, temperamental, oblivious, vague, "easily seduced", overly-sensitive, "spaced out", wily, idle, indecisive, secretive, impractical, absent-minded, "easily led", escapist, over-emotional

☽ Cancer: In Depth ☾

Planet: Moon
Element: Water
Symbol: The Crab

Cancer is an emotionally in-tune sign with a love for close relationships.  Cancer is ruled by the moon, representing femininity, maternal and female instincts, emotions, and intuition. Cancer is a sign that likes to do things based on how they feel. They may not be as boisterous or fast-paced as your air or fire signs normally are, but they do a great job of connecting with people on all levels. Just like a crab, Cancer may come off tough and sharp on the outside, but on the inside they are sweet, nurturing, and loving. They are somewhat homebodies, who like to have a comfortable place to home to at the end of their workday (they are almost always employed).
You may find that your Cancer friend is a really caring, reliable person. They like to be available for their friends. If you need to borrow something, Cancer has it. If you need a ride somewhere, you can count on Cancer. They are also great listeners and expert at giving heart-to-heart advice. Cancer is also a protector and will protect their friends and loved ones at all costs. They may be prone to bouts of depression or emotional instability, some days wanting to chat and other days preferring to be alone at home. Cancer often takes care of their friends much like a mother or father would, giving them tips, congratulating them on achievements, cheering them on from the sidelines, etc. If you give Cancer your all, they will return it 110%. Cancer is definitely more into close groups of friends than continuously meeting new people and they are often a staple of their group, loved by everyone. However, if you do a Cancer wrong, they have immense emotional power and may react accordingly.
As a lover, Cancer is a long-term type (much like Taurus). They are just as good of a lover as they are a friend. Cancer might be the homemaker or provider in the relationship. Female Cancers may take on a sort of "mother hen" role. They are normally not the type to stray from a relationship unless it's in spite of their significant other. They enjoy romance, passion, and relaxing dates.
At work, Cancer likes to have a long-term position. They may be either really outgoing or very reserved so a customer-service position is hit or miss with them. They are definitely caretakers who might do well as a daycare provider, babysitter, animal shelter or pet store worker, or another position that doesn't involve directly dealing with people such as working in a restaurant kitchen or other behind-the-scenes jobs.